Best host ever!!
NEW HAMPSHIRE HAS A PUMKIN REGATTA WHERE PEOPLE GROW GIANT PUMKINS, CARVE THEM OUT AND TURN THEM INTO BOATS RACING DOWN A RIVER DRESSED IN COSTUMES
I’m moving to New Hampshire
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
That’s not Rose
That’s blood orange
BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
"I’m pretty sure the answer to that is ‘I am Groot.’"
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